How do YOU feel?

Well it looks like all of my kids are getting this little bug. I went in to check on Kyle before going to bed and he is burning up. I went and got him some motrin. Then we had the following conversation.
mom-You're burning up, how do you feel?'
Kyle-"umm...I feel medium".
Mommy "Oh my, how do you feel medium?
Kyle "well I feel a little bit Red and a little bit hot".

poor little guy